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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [
] Lamer [ ] Aol'er
[ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [
] Nerd [ ]
Elvis
[ ] Fed [
] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [
] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak [ ] Paranoid Mutant [ ] Brain-dead Liberal
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck (literally]
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Hang yourself
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Install a brain that actaully works
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above
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